Thick as Thieves
I've got what's between a mullet and a bowl cut right now - which serves me right for whatever jokes I've made in the past about mullets, bowl cuts, and rat tails - the last of which I could technically fashion out of the back-of-neck sprouts.
Because I have a major cowlick, the long hair on the top of my head won't fall, so it kind of rests there like a pile of sweaters. It is soft and kinda silky, like a nice sweater, I'll give it some credit. I know I shouldn't complain and I should be happy to have too much hair versus not enough but fuck it I'm complaining anyway. I look ridiculous! This pic below is of a few weeks ago where I did fashion the "bangs" (if you can call that muppet shit "bangs") to look like Steve Harrington (who also happens to be my friend's cousin--no big deal) but even those semi-tamable piecey strands balloon out in obscene volume now.
Anyway no headband will tame, no bandana will hide, and no amount of styling products will mold this bad boy into anything attractive, let alone just not freaking weird.
That's all I got for now, just thought I'd share an update. I'll take an updated pic soon.
12/6/2017 12:07:12 pm
As always, spot on. I too look ridiculous, and have been turning up for work looking that way - with variations of course - for months. It undermines my confidence, man. My favorite part is when people I don't know well assume that this is A HAIRCUT. Why, why, why, would anyone intentionally choose this demented hairstyle? Sometimes I just tell them it was chemo. Anyway, I'm still reading. I'm glad to see you're relatively ok, and pretty much going through the same adventures that I am.
12/8/2017 12:33:46 pm
Hey Pam! Oh, that is so the worst, I did not CHOOSE to have this "look" ha!! Demented. Precisely. And yes I am okay, very much okay--I do come here to complain but it's like any diary or journal, you kind of only feel compelled to write when you're down or frustrated or sad (ha, see my latest post). But very glad to hear you're doing well and moving on and the hair is THERE. Happy holidays to you!!
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